Diary of an Alzheimer Lab Rat – Part 3

About 4 weeks ago (or so) I completed my PET scan and got “the call” from the researcher around a week later.  I was informed that he had some good news & bad news (he actually had a sense of humor).

Turns out that I did not have sufficient quantity of the ‘proteins’ in my head to qualify for proceeding with the study; i.e., services no longer required.

However, there is a standing offer to come back and get tested again if I (or loved ones) seem to think I’m losing my cognitive abilities (and marbles, keys, etc.)

So….this is the end of the road in my Lab Rat saga.

~finis~

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Diary of an Alzheimer Lab Rat – Part 2

Yesterday I had the PET scan; I jokingly referred to it as a scan for a cat in my pants, but since I “passed” the MRI – I got to move to the next level (PET scan).  If this is your first time here (or need a refresher), please go to Diary of an Alzheimer Lab Rat – Part 1.

It took the MRI lab and the Alzheimer study doctor about 10 days to process the MRI results (brain – check, no stroke damage – check).  The one of the researchers contacted me to get the go ahead for PET fun.

It was the first time I had ever had a PET scan; wasn’t a big deal – even though the tech seemed like she had just got out of school.  The IV hurt – a lot more that when you get blood drawn; evidently there’s some type of natural “checking system” that tries to ensure the flow is one way.  Obviously I didn’t die from it and after the needle is in, she did a quick flow check with saline to ensure things were as they should be.

Had to wait for 10-15 minutes for the nuke juice to mature (a certain level of “zoomies” was required).  After being injected with the radioactive chemical, another saline push to flush the plumbing.  The nuke juice is tailored for the amyloid substance in the head; makes it glow for the camera.  After a 40 minute wait to allow the stuff to get in my head; it was off to the machine.

The PET scan machine looks a lot like an MRI, just not as long and not as confining.  Just like an MRI, lay down with your head in a cradle, get covered up with a blankie (cause it’s way too cold in there), and try to stay awake for the 30 minutes that it takes for the scan.  The PET machine makes a little noise; nothing at all like the MRI which reminds me of being in a torpedo tube with Navy SEALs banging on the outside.

Now it’s another period of waiting for results, if I “recall” correctly the next step is another office visit – time will tell.

Stay tuned for next edition at Diary of an Alzheimer Lab Rat – Part 3.

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Diary of an Alzheimer Lab Rat – Part 1

Yesterday I got to play human torpedo stuck in the tube and listening to the warped magnetic dwarfs banging on the outside with hammers.  In other words, I had an MRI and you have to dream up some kind of weirdness while you’re in there for 45 minutes.  The MRI was voluntary and part of the screening process to become an official Alzheimer’s lab rat.  So now it’s wait a week or so, then the research folk will schedule me for the next step – a PET scan.

This all started back in September of 2018 when I noticed one of those “you may be interested in” things on FB for the Alzheimer Prevention Registry.  They were soliciting for research participants through a program called Gene Match; I shared it with my wife and we filled out the request for cheek swab kits.  The swabs are used to perform a DNA test in order to determine if you have the APOE4 gene; the presence of which increases the likelihood of developing Alzheimer’s.  Five days later the kits were sent; I don’t recall how long the whole process took, but about two months later I was informed that I was a “study match.”  My wife didn’t qualify because she’s still a youngster (less than 60 years old).

With the notification of being a match came a list of local centers that were participating in the program.  After informing the local folks I was interested, my first appointment was set for the first of the year (2019); the delay being the holidays, etc.

The first meeting was the usual “meet and greet” and have the program explained; then ensure that I was interested in participating. A month later was the 2nd visit and a gob of paperwork to sign – none of which obligates you; in fact you can quit anytime.  My biggest concern was there is a potential move (job change) coming and I didn’t want to waste their time.  As it turns out there’s a high probability of another research lab near where I’m going.  I should also note that on the 2nd visit and every other visit since, they’ve administered the “Mini-Mental State Examination” which seemed pretty silly.  A few of the questions were asked were as follows: what day is it, where are you, instructions to fold a piece of paper and drop it on the floor, you’re given a number and subtract another number from it repeatedly (47-7, 40-7, 33-7, etc.).

The third visit was a bit more involved with an EKG, blood work, doctor exam, and a photo shoot in my whitey-tighties.  The EKG was to screen for any cardiac concerns.  Blood work was to ensure my chemistry was good and that I was off the charts on anything; also was checking for how well my system metabolizes medications – evidently, everyone is different (imagine that).  I am “borderline” type-2 diabetic and fight the fight against cholesterol like most sedentary office workers, none of this was an issue for the study.  I was also given a more involved memory test that was geared toward assessing how well my short-term memory was functioning.  Finally, an assessment of my mental health to ensure that I wasn’t depressed, suicidal, etc.

Oh I about forgot (ha-ha), I started this with the MRI – the purpose of which is to determine if I’ve had any strokes or other brain impairments (cysts, etc.) that would affect the testing.  The PET scan to follow will have a tracer that has an affinity for a protein in the brain that accumulates around you neurons.  Your brain has garbage collectors that keep the protein count down, but Alzheimer’s is theorized to mess the trash system up.  Feel free to check out the link below for a more formal description that I’m too lazy to include here.

https://www.medicaldaily.com/new-theory-alzheimers-it-tau-proteins-not-plaque-triggers-brain-cell-death-308792

See you around for Part-2, if I remember to do it (haha).  But seriously, one of the researchers shared a rather scary statistic that if a cure (or something that can slow Alzheimer’s down) is not found soon; it could be as soon as 15-20 years from now that there will not be enough people to care for those affected with the disease.

Please go to Diary of an Alzheimer Lab Rat – Part 2

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